A Man’s Approach to Valentine’s Day – ARTICLE
I don’t know why I always wait until the last minute to buy my wife’s Valentine’s Day present. Most likely, it’s because I’m a guy. It’s a terrifying ordeal trying to pick out a Valentine’s Day card on Valentine’s Day evening because there is absolutely no selection...
Stuff I say – Drip vs. Drop
It's the honest-to-goodness truth. What about you? Did you get drip growing up? #growingup #poor #handmedowns #childhood #comedy #funny #comedian #standupcomedy #drybarcomedy #humor #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #familyhumor #funnypost #funnymoments #funnystuff...
On the road – Returning my rental car at the Portland Airport
Returning my rental car at the Portland, ME airport this morning, I was instructed by the attendant to, "Park in any space that's empty." So, don't park in a space with another car in it, then?" Man, sometimes it's hard to keep my inner smart aleck locked down....
Stuff I say – Your screen credits in your kids’ life
Every parent reading this knows what I'm talking about. #parenting #parentingtips #parenting101 #parentinglife #parentingquotes #parentinghumor #parentingishard #parentingproblems #parentingmeme #standupcomedy #humor #comedy #funny #comedian #standupcomedian...
Good-looking people are treated better – VIDEO
Life is just easier if you're good looking. Plain and simple. What do you think?
New Year’s Health Plan
I’ve been frustrated with the health advice from the so-called experts lately since most of it is either far too difficult to follow or just flat-out wrong. It makes me think that even I could come up with a health plan that is just as good as theirs, if not better....
The Rise of Santa Bunny
I was five-years-old when I found a tiny baby doll in my Christmas stocking. Even worse, Santa had given my sister a cool toy fire truck that I just knew dang well should’ve been mine. It took years of therapy to get over the trauma. How could Santa make such a...
The Christmas Tablecloth Story
The Christmas Tablecloth Story
After my mother passed away, my sisters went through her belongings to see what needed to be kept and what needed to be thrown away. When they called me to ask if I wanted anything, I answered without hesitation, saying, “I want the red Christmas tablecloth.”
Thanksgiving Dinner Choices-ARTICLE
Thanksgiving is almost here, and I’m all atwitter with anticipation. In celebration, I plan to once again partake in the age-old tradition of gorging myself with an embarrassing amount of food, creating gastro-intestinal problems the like of which are rarely...
Tales of the Halloweird – ARTICLE
Halloween was always a scary time for me when I was growing up. Not because of all the ghosts and goblins and such, but because my mom made all my costumes. Every kid knows that an acceptable Halloween costume must either be scary or cool, and Mom’s costumes fell...