A Salute to Pants
It’s that time of year again when it has become necessary for me to switch from shorts to pants, and I couldn’t be happier. I had almost forgotten the comfort, warmth, and security that wearing pants provides. It’s just like getting a hug of sunshine, but without the...
Old school back to school – ARTICLE
The back-to-school ritual in my household when I grew up always began with a trip to the discount department store, where my mom’s mission was to outfit me in the most embarrassing clothes possible. Between the dressing room and the cash register, I’m sure my pants...
Stuff I say – Swimsuits
It's a rule I personally swear by. It's just good sense. #swimsuit #swimsuitseason #wisdom #swimsuitcoverup #standupcomedy #comedian #comedy #funny #drybarcomedy #humor#funnystuff #comedians #comedyposts #comedypage #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #funnypost...
Stuff I say – Hand-me-downs
Man, I KNOW I'm gonna trigger some people with this one, but 1] It's true, and 2] It gets a huge laugh live, so dang the torpedos. #accidentalcrossdresser #comedian #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #drybarcomedy #humor #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #funnypost...
Stuff I say – Hero or not?
Maybe not so much? #comedian #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #drybarcomedy #humor #standupcomedian #cleancomedy #funnypost #funnymoments #funnystuff #comedians #comedyposts #comedypage
Explosive Confessions – ARTICLE
My wife won’t allow me to shoot off fireworks anymore. Well, my wife and everybody else that knows me, that is. For a long time, fireworks were illegal in Georgia, but for two glorious nights every year, everybody in the state wantonly abandoned all sense of good...
Kiss Jeep
I don't know if you are aware of it, but I am the guy who invented Kiss-Jeep. There are some parts of the country where Kiss-Jeep hasn’t caught on yet, so let me explain. Let’s say you’re driving down the road with your honey. The first one in the car that spots a...
I had an amazing time with the awesome folks at Church at Rock Creek in Little Rock this past weekend! Thank you to everyone who came out! Here are a few pics from the event. (Sorry for the low resolution. I don't stand still much so I'm a hard guy to photograph!) ...
Losing My Glubs
It’s getting warmer outside now and I know this because I’m feeling the primordial urge to lose weight. It’s not that I’m trying to be more attractive, because I’m already married and therefore don’t really have to look good anymore. Since I initially received this...
The Secret History of St. Patrick
St. Patrick’s Day celebrates the life of St. Reginald Patrick (Reggie for short) who is known for driving the snakes out of Ireland. Twentieth century historians have disputed this claim, however, arguing that instead of driving the snakes, he merely purchased them...