Tales of the Halloweird – ARTICLE
Halloween was always a scary time for me when I was growing up. Not because of all the ghosts and goblins and such, but because my mom made all my costumes. Every kid knows that an acceptable Halloween costume must either be scary or cool, and Mom’s costumes fell...
What to do about Covid weight gain – VIDEO
Have you gotten on the scales lately and not liked what you’ve seen? Then I have a suggestion for you! #covidweight #funnycovidvideo #bathroomscale
Middle Age Orientation Program – ARTICLE
Hello! Welcome to middle age. You’re going to love it! Heh, heh. A little orientation humor there. No, the truth is that much of it is going to be uncomfortable and—well, there’s no point in soft-pedaling it—you’re going to be miserable. I’m here to give you a...
Sonic Ocean Water
Mmm-mm! I can almost taste the algae!
My wife is the coupon queen – VIDEO
Do you really have to tell the server you have a coupon before you order? In this video of me speaking to a live audience, I explore that question and talk about what happened when my wife produced her coupons at IHOP. #funnyvideo #couponqueen...
I Wrecked My Pinto – VIDEO
I drove a Pinto and lived to talk about it! This is a video of me speaking to a live audience, talking about WAY back in the olden days when I drove a Pinto. #funnyvideo #funnyspeaker #cleancomedian
How to speak MORE southern (sequel) – VIDEO
Here's the sequel to my first southern-speaking video, to help you learn how to talk real good southern! And if it even halfway make you smile, please give it a thumbs and subscribe!
Charles’ southern word of the day: Hankern
Charles' southern word of the day Hankern: Desire "I got me a hankern for some sweet tea."
Fortune cookie wisdom?
I couldn't have said it better myself. Well, actually, I could have said it a lot better.
President’s Circle
So, I saw this at Hertz Rental today, and thought, no, not really. It might be President's Line or President's Row, but that dang sure ain't a circle!